Ted Rall for June 14, 2003
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The angriest liberal in the world. The liberal who is so angry he cannot move he cannot eat he cannot sleep he can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with anger, he approaches the state of riger mortis and stuff. (Man: The bastard lied to us! That fake president killed 15,000 Iraqis, maimed 15,000 more and killed 150 of our soldiers. For what? For oil! He knew there weren't any weapons of mass destruction! He's the worst mass murder in U.S. history!) (Man 2: Whoa... easy... you're blinded by hatred of Bush. But surely there's something to admire in the man... think about it!) (Man 1: Right... let's see.... I got it! He was a male cheer-leader!) (Man 2: See? He's our first gay president! In the closest, sure, but a total fruit!!)