Ted Rall for June 09, 2003
Transcript:
Reprogramming private lynch. Woman 1: Where's the tobacco pasture? Woman 2: Poor dear! She's traumatized! Man: #$% Amnesia! Woman 1: Wait- it's all coming back! Woman 2: Praise jesus! Man: Call the army! Police Officer: Tell us, private: tell us about being shot and stabbed. Tell us about your dramatic rescue. Woman 1: No. That's not what happened. These lunatics shot up my hospital, set up Cameras to make my "rescue" look good on TV. Why didn't you just knock on the front door? Why did you beat up my doctor? Why can't I talk to the press- Police Offer: call me if and when she comes to. Woman 1: Who are I? Woman 2: My poor forgetful baby!!