Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Squeezed outta the job.

  2. Linguist

    Linguist said, 4 months ago

    Pulp fiction !

  3. TrapperJohn

    TrapperJohn said, 4 months ago

    So work for a plant that doesn’t use concentrates.
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    Still, I found this on the web:
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    “For the last 30 years, the citrus industry has used flavor packs to process what the Food and Drug Administration identifies as “pasteurized” orange juice. That includes top brands such as Tropicana, Minute Maid, Simply Orange and Florida Natural, among others. "

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    And now he’s lost his zest for life.

  5. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

    You must have been juiced on the job.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

    He was so angry he peeled out of the parking lot.

  7. Radish

    Radish said, 4 months ago

    He got canned and frozen out.

  8. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    That’s what happens when you’re on the juice.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Orange you glad you don’t work there anymore?
    Dang,all the best puns were used already!

  10. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

    That job wasn’t a-peel-ing anyway.

  11. mkdonly1

    mkdonly1 said, 4 months ago

    Groannnnnnnnnnn

  12. russell5419

    russell5419 said, 4 months ago

    one dollar a can at walmart, and it taste just like minute maid.

  13. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, 4 months ago

    @russell5419

    The only orange juice with a uniquely good taste is Tropicana original. Alas, is costs much more than other brands.

  14. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    My kingdom for a pun…

  15. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, 4 months ago

    whmill: Try something about “seedy” But don’t try to rhythm anything with Orange.

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