Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    A device to turn chicken into fried chicken in one step?

  2. M2MM

    M2MM said, 3 months ago

    It’s one step below Canada’s chicken cannon. :P

  3. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 3 months ago

    A chicken slingshot ON a rifle.
    A true chicken rifle would propel the chicken through a rifled (grooved) barrel.

  4. misschili

    misschili said, 3 months ago

    @Randy_B

    Ah… That must be how Chicken McNuggets are made, then…

    :-) (as though I needed to specify that this smart-@ss answer was a joke…)

  5. pcolli

    pcolli said, 3 months ago

    @Randy_B

    How about a chickapult or a slinghen? Maybe a roosterchet?

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Probably not much range to that weapon. It’s a chick-thing.

  7. Red_Fez

    Red_Fez said, 3 months ago

    For fowl play?

  8. Wonkac

    Wonkac said, 3 months ago

    I’d hate to see the size of his Elephant gun….

  9. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 3 months ago

    Angry Birds has been done.

  10. Ned Snipes

    Ned Snipes said, 3 months ago

    With the velocity of the firing mechanism, it should take a few feathers off the poor scared chicken.

  11. sleeepy2

    sleeepy2 said, 3 months ago

    @Randy_B

    You must be great fun at a party.

  12. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 3 months ago

    except that it’s air powered and the chickens are DEAD, it’s how aircraft windshields are tested…

  13. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 3 months ago

    speaking of which – when the technology was offered to the Brits (who were still using the rocket sled to fire the windshield into the bird) they said that they had been unable to have ANY windshield designs to pass. They sent along some movies of the tests. The Americans sent them back a note
    .
    FIRST DEFROST THE CHICKEN!”

  14. dramac333

    dramac333 said, 3 months ago

    The possibilities are beginningless!

  15. Linda Esler

    Linda Esler said, 3 months ago

    Why would a chicken need a rifle?

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