Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano

Ripley's Believe It or Not

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 9 months ago

    If memory serves, C. Montgomery Burns from “The Simpsons” answers his telephone with “ahoy-hoy.” (Did Bell say, “Watston, come here. I need you” or “Ahoy, Watson. Come here; I need you” when his telephone first worked?) Also, isn’t Italian spreadable beer already like Australian Vegemite?

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Yes, that is true. I wondered why Burns said that.

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    That’s just over 7.1 feet/second.

    The average walking speed of a human being taken as 4 mph. is just under 5.87 feet per second.

    Walking, someone would have finished that distance in 17 hours 15 minutes; a difference of 3 hours and 1 minute.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago



    Link to spreadalble beer.

    The video is 1 Minute 31 Seconds (with sub-titles in parts)

  5. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 9 months ago

    No wonder the Italians lost the war. Beer is for drinking. Could you imagine a German Oktoberfest where they served sandwiches?

  6. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, 9 months ago

    Isn’t most beer spreadable? Where do beer bellies come from?

  7. francisrossi

    francisrossi said, 9 months ago

    Guinness is spreadable.

  8. exturk

    exturk said, 9 months ago

    Ahoy and Hello – back in 50s (when pay phones were 5c)
    “It’s your nickle – start talking!”
    or, remember “Duffy’s Tavern – Duffy ain’t here”

  9. exturk

    exturk said, 9 months ago

    Or “City Morgue – you stab ’em, we slab ’em!”
    would be useful today if caller ID reveals telemarketer or solicitor.

  10. exturk

    exturk said, 9 months ago

    Local radio station had a deal going back in 60s – if you answered the phone “Pepsi Please” you’d win a prize.
    But if it was’t – well, red face ville!

  11. dkram

    dkram said, 9 months ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Unless you talking about Romulans.
    .
    \\//_

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Imagine in all the history of an alternate earth the change is that they say “ahoy” instead of “hello.”

  13. barefoottech

    barefoottech said, 9 months ago

    Vegemite and spreadable not even vaguely similiar.
    Vegemite is made from the leftover yeast after all the beer is drained out of the vat.

  14. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 9 months ago

    I always answer the phone..“Call for Philip Morris”
    or, If I have my eye patch handy..“Avast ye Mateys!”

  15. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Good ol’ beer sandwich. Love them.

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