Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano

Ripley's Believe It or Not

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    If memory serves, C. Montgomery Burns from “The Simpsons” answers his telephone with “ahoy-hoy.” (Did Bell say, “Watston, come here. I need you” or “Ahoy, Watson. Come here; I need you” when his telephone first worked?) Also, isn’t Italian spreadable beer already like Australian Vegemite?

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Yes, that is true. I wondered why Burns said that.

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 11 months ago

    That’s just over 7.1 feet/second.

    The average walking speed of a human being taken as 4 mph. is just under 5.87 feet per second.

    Walking, someone would have finished that distance in 17 hours 15 minutes; a difference of 3 hours and 1 minute.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 11 months ago



    Link to spreadalble beer.

    The video is 1 Minute 31 Seconds (with sub-titles in parts)

  5. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 11 months ago

    No wonder the Italians lost the war. Beer is for drinking. Could you imagine a German Oktoberfest where they served sandwiches?

  6. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, 11 months ago

    Isn’t most beer spreadable? Where do beer bellies come from?

  7. francisrossi

    francisrossi said, 11 months ago

    Guinness is spreadable.

  8. exturk

    exturk said, 11 months ago

    Ahoy and Hello – back in 50s (when pay phones were 5c)
    “It’s your nickle – start talking!”
    or, remember “Duffy’s Tavern – Duffy ain’t here”

  9. exturk

    exturk said, 11 months ago

    Or “City Morgue – you stab ’em, we slab ’em!”
    would be useful today if caller ID reveals telemarketer or solicitor.

  10. exturk

    exturk said, 11 months ago

    Local radio station had a deal going back in 60s – if you answered the phone “Pepsi Please” you’d win a prize.
    But if it was’t – well, red face ville!

  11. dkram

    dkram said, 11 months ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Unless you talking about Romulans.
    .
    \\//_

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Imagine in all the history of an alternate earth the change is that they say “ahoy” instead of “hello.”

  13. barefoottech

    barefoottech said, 11 months ago

    Vegemite and spreadable not even vaguely similiar.
    Vegemite is made from the leftover yeast after all the beer is drained out of the vat.

  14. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 11 months ago

    I always answer the phone..“Call for Philip Morris”
    or, If I have my eye patch handy..“Avast ye Mateys!”

  15. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Good ol’ beer sandwich. Love them.

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