Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 09, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip! Sexy double agent! Can you hear me? There's a bunch of goons on your tail! Man: Rip, behind you! Breezy: Outta my way! Woman: Aye yi yiiiii! Breezy: Sorry, I guess I might be a little jealous! Rip and I were supposed to get chocolate messages today! Woman: Aye yi yi, is it my spleen or yours that is broken? Woman 2: Please, señora, allow it to be mine.
NEVER come between a newly married woman and her chocolate massage.…In fact, never come between ANY woman and her chocolate massage.