Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2016

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Woman: Breezy, I forgive you for causing me to fall off the roof... it is your honeymoon. After all! But I need you to keep this map out of skull's clammy grip! Burn it! Not for me, but for the sake of the people in Los Abrazo! Centuries we've kept this secret! A strange, dark secret from the world! Heed my words! Burn it and forget it ever existed, amigos! Breezy: It's like people don't even know what a honeymoon is! Rip Haywire: Did she just dangle a tantalizing secret in front of us and then tell unto destroy it without knowing what it is?