Sep 2, 2013
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urban folksong sing-along page 2

the johnny song

o, listen to the song of johnny whose ears are big & head is scrawny.

johnny: huh?
in each ear he wears six rings, great ungainly silver things.

johnny: hey
in his nose he's also kept 'em, six more rings right through 'is septum.

jingle jingle jingle jangle
johnny: what?
he's noisy as a tambourine, a gamelan or drum machine.

johnny: man
and he works two jobs i'm certain,

jingle jingle
johnny: you, man.
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Sep 9, 2013
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