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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
Mar 22, 2011
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spring planting guide to unpleasant blooms

flowers: hey! where's that water? c'mon c'mon! you just going to stand there? is there some else i could talk to?
impatience- an extremely irritating bloom. put it in a pot and throw it away.

stalking petunia: persistently annoying. may require a restraining order.

"tank-killer" tea rose- hybrid developed by u.s. army for use in desert storm.

necrotizing fuchsia- not recommended for yards with pets or small children.

plant: arh! arh! arh! 
voice: down!
scrofulous terrier plant- sheds all year, smells bad and will try to scratch itself.
Mar 26, 2011
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