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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
Jan 30, 2011
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the official dictionary of the games of the winter olympiad
voice: stop doing that!
fauxlympian, n. a viewer who exhibits sudden and unearned expertise in a sport he or she had barely even heard of a week ago.
voice: hey! he 540'd that 1080!
voice #2: you suck!
voice #3: boo!
orff, v. (fr.c.orff, ger. composer, carmina burana, etc.) to skate to bombastic music. see also orffamongous, orffic, orffulagenous, etc. 
voice: she's really orffing.
voice #2: she's orffal.
voice #3: orff!
exvictorate, v. to mock a winner's nationality and/or national anthem.
voice: andorra?! where's that?! 
voice #2: this sounds like a pepsi jingle.
voice #3: boo!
Feb 6, 2011
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