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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Jan 16, 2011
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restaurant closings
the following establishments have been closed for health code violations.
moe's fresh fruit stand - produce badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan.
o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song.
futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people.
p.j. piehole's family place - meat and vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other.
child: aagh
filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya" special (pb&j on wonder bread) sickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies.
starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
Jan 23, 2011
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