Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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  1. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 3 years ago

    “Press 9 if you have something stuck where you can’t see it.”

  2. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, almost 3 years ago

    “Press 5 if you have a fork stuck in your mouth”.
    “Hi. You have reached the Emergency Center for People With A Fork Stuck In Their Mouth. Don’t worry, we’ll be right with you. What is your address?”
    (thinks) Darn!

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