They make bird seed impregnated with hot pepper that will stop that short. The birds can’t taste the hot pepper. The squirrels can. And it’s fun watching the squirrels react to a mouthful of fire.
The show’s theme song should be “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce. (If you’re not familiar with the song, Google it and get a good laugh. It spent 15 weeks on the charts in 1975.)
I still have a corded phone. It is much more satisfying to slam down the receiver when a telemarketer calls than it is to just push a button on a cell phone to cut them off.
In almost 50 years of marriage we’ve never had “my” credit card or “your” credit card. They’ve all been “our” credit cards. And there were very few arguments over finances because we knew we were in it together and had to work out how best to spend our limited resources as a team. Most importantly, we actually talked to each other about it instead of sneaking around buying stuff then letting the other know after the fact.
Or he could be like me and just doesn’t like to play softball or baseball.