Recent Comments

1. 17 days ago on Crankshaft

   “A major Hollywood studio would like to commission you to write the score for a Zombie Lisa blockbuster in the style of Barlow, and thought the best approach was to send an aging lead actor to gauge your interest.”

2. 19 days ago on Crankshaft

   Leaving a 300yr old man lifting weights with no spotter? That trainer’s itching for a lawsuit.

3. 23 days ago on Luann

   I know the teacher is going to make it and Luann will have a “new brand” as hero, but I’m so much more interested in what would happen if Luann did all the right things and it still didn’t go well.

4. 24 days ago on Crankshaft

   Is today’s strip available as an audiobook? I’d like to listen to it on the way to work.

5. about 2 months ago on Crankshaft

   If the customers are all buying one screw at a time, there’s no way I’m gonna be on the hook for the fees those credit card companies charge me. Cash only!

6. 3 months ago on Luann

   Wouldn’t you want to take that test in the bathroom?

7. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Im just gonna say this is my favorite ongoing storyline and if pops wants to trade for my place in the city I’d be happy to look after the squirrels for him.

8. 5 months ago on Doonesbury

   At first I thought, go Momma Harris! Then I realized they’re probably Zonker’s.

9. 5 months ago on Crankshaft

   Raccoon out in daylight is probably rabid, no? We gonna Old Yeller poor Davey?

10. 6 months ago on Luann

    Bets was paying for campus housing while on the road? I assume she was paying for food service and class fees as well- she must have more money than I thought!