Recent Comments

1. 9 days ago on Crankshaft

   Batiuk knows that, but he thinks his readers are too dumb and ill-informed to know it. And he’s mostly right.

2. 9 days ago on Geech

   She drained that beer first, though.

3. 17 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   Come to think of it, I knew two guys in high school who were twins and named Ronald and Donald. They went by their middle names, Ashley and Gene. But everybody knew about it.

4. 17 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   I had a friend called Gus. His mother let it slip that his real name was Constantine. He threatened me with consequences if I told anybody. Consequences! I never talked.

5. 17 days ago on Crankshaft

   Why does he say it’s personal, if it’s about singing?

6. 18 days ago on Crankshaft

   You people don’t understand male-female relationships in Cranksville. She wants to buy the salsa, but she doesn’t want to be responsible for it, because it’s expensive. So she tricks Jeff into taking the responsibility. Then she smirks at him behind his back for being so easily manipulated.

7. about 1 month ago on Wallace the Brave

   It’s like the last scene of Lindsay Anderson’s “If….”

8. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

   That would be great, wouldn’t it? I would pay $20 to see it on pay-per-view.

9. about 1 month ago on Wallace the Brave

   I think the egg has actually fried from Mom’s red-hot rage!

10. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

    In Switzerland, they have a festival when they let the cows out of the barn after they’ve been there all winter. It’s a lot like this, except cows are bigger.