Recent Comments

1. over 12 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Mouthwash. Try a Budweiser.

2. almost 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   If Danae figures it out, perhaps she could take Casey Anthony with her.

3. almost 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.

4. about 13 years ago on Non Sequitur

   He read “Water for Elephants” and is really pissed.

5. about 14 years ago on Wit of the World

   “Say, pal, you wouldn’t have a few million in spare change to help subsidize the orchestra?”

6. about 14 years ago on Garfield

   Funny stuff…and certainly eligible for a guest shot on Howard Stern’s show.

7. over 14 years ago on Ken Catalino

   Ah, yes, I’ll have two tube steaks with everything. (And does anyone REALLY care what’s in them?)

8. over 14 years ago on Signe Wilkinson

   The glory days of late night are over. Leno, Conan, Fallon, are BORING. Kimmel and Stewart cater to the current generation. Even SNL is becoming trite and contrived. 35 years? Time to move on.

9. over 14 years ago on Mike Luckovich

   Oh, oh….INCOMING !!!

10. over 14 years ago on Tom Toles

    Nah, it’s them bleeep Artesians…poisoning our precious bodily fluids…