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   simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

   SOMEONE has to keep the Zombies from escaping.
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   Rodney said, 6 months ago

   I’d do it. Nice and quiet…I could get lots of reading done…

   (I did 20 years as a security guard, most of it graveyard shifts).
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   Gator007 said, 6 months ago

   Do the dead party at night?
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   TheWildSow said, 6 months ago

   A fence around the graveyard
   Is silly beyond a doubt
   The people outside don’t want to get in
   And the people inside can’t get out!
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   MosesJJN said, 6 months ago

   You’d be amazed how many people vandalize graveyards.
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   david_42 said, 6 months ago

   @MosesJJN

   Not really. Most teenaged boys can’t do anything useful, so they break and/or vandalize stuff. Yesterday, someone pulled up the water meter covers along the street and stuck them in the boxes sideways.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   That covers everyone today not just Pluggers.
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   @Gator007

   I think we do, at least I get the hangover from somewhere.
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   Molon Labe said, 6 months ago

   President Obama’s economy has been great for people looking for work. I’ve got three part time jobs and am looking for a fourth. Under Bush I only had one full time and one part time. But I was making a lot more money and had health insurance back then.
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    Jo Clear said, 6 months ago

    Forget the local newspaper, just book the next flight to China.
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    Bobzilla said, 6 months ago

    @TheWildSow

    You’d be amazed at the occurrence of vandalism in cemeteries.
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    teddyr said, 6 months ago

    That’s cuz pluggers are actually willing to WORK for their living instead of gimme gimme!
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