Pickles by Brian Crane


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  1. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 3 months ago

    Just goes to show where some people keep their minds

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 3 months ago

    Interesting choice of words at the beginning of your story, Earl.

  3. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    I knew instantly what he meant.
    It was the only way that gentle soul could havee beaten him up.

  4. cessna172

    cessna172 said, 3 months ago


    Opal =/= gentle soul

  5. Pretzelcoatl

    Pretzelcoatl said, 3 months ago

    During divorce proceedings, the judge asks the soon-to-be ex-couple’s son whether he wishes to live with his father. “No,” the boy replies. “My dad beats me.”

    “What about your mother?” the judge inquires.

    “No. She beats me too.”

    “Well, since you’re a minor, you have to live with someone.”

    “I want to live with the Detroit Lions! They never beat anyone.”

  6. Egrayj

    Egrayj said, 3 months ago

    Question on employee character assessment questionnaire : Do you still beat your wife?

  7. pathfindercec

    pathfindercec said, 3 months ago


    Yess … at Scrabble, Canasta, Poker, Marbles (she’s lost all hers), Rock Paper Scissors, Direction finding, and on and on and on.

  8. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 3 months ago

    Was Pastis Here ?

  9. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, 3 months ago


    Only to the bathroom.

  10. SheMc

    SheMc said, 3 months ago

    Most days I beat my husband up. On the odd occasion he has an early appointment, its a treat for me when he beats me up, I get to watch the news in bed! Happy Sunday everyone!

  11. kea

    kea said, 3 months ago

    English – the language for people who enjoy miscommunication.

  12. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    “Beats me up” still leads to fewer misunderstandings than the British “knock you up”, which mean to tap on the door to awaken you.

  13. Nortley

    Nortley said, 3 months ago

    Second one up gets a warm toilet seat.

  14. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 3 months ago

    I hope Opal made Earl breakfast.

  15. Retired Dude

    Retired Dude said, 3 months ago

    Saw that comin’.

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