Pickles by Brian Crane


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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Awwww, it was getting soooo good too!

  2. cessna172

    cessna172 said, 9 months ago

    and I am kicking you to the curb for a 35 year old stripper

  3. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 9 months ago

    Up until the last, she could imagine it being true.
    As if we manly men don’t clean the house at least once a year whether it needs it or not — well, if it REALLY needs it
    sort of
    Never mind

  4. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 9 months ago

    That was once in a lifetime dream for Opal.

  5. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 9 months ago

    “And..Opal I dion’t have to get up to tinkle at 3:00 AM!”

  6. Lin Collingwood

    Lin Collingwood said, 9 months ago

    Opals face when he said he had cleaned is the Best face I have ever seen on her!

  7. timzsixty9

    timzsixty9 said, 9 months ago

    now let’s see what EARL’S version of that dream would be!!!

  8. PocosDad

    PocosDad said, 9 months ago

    @timsixty9 “…and I don’t need Viagra any more!”

  9. Retired Dude

    Retired Dude said, 9 months ago

    I’ve lost twenty eight pounds since Christmas.

  10. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    A good testosterone supplement will do that for ya!

  11. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 9 months ago

    I lost 120 pounds once… Got a divorce.

  12. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, 9 months ago

    @Retired Dude

    “I’ve lost twenty eight pounds since Christmas.”
    I found ’em. Write if you want ’em back !

  13. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 9 months ago

    I lose weight when I go out of the USA – It seems to follow me home (just like a puppy)

  14. M Mackenzie

    M Mackenzie said, 9 months ago

    Every time Opal feels disappointed about Earl’s appearance or his failure to clean the house like a little maid she needs to first look in a mirror, and then imagine what life would be like living alone, especially at times like holidays or when she’s sick. Sharing your life with another person, even an imperfect person, is much better than waking up to an empty house every morning.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Just losing that 40 extra pounds of flab would make him full of energy.

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