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   templo SUD said, 3 months ago

   Either turn up the volume on your hearing aid, Earl, or replace the battery.
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   Superfrog said, 3 months ago

   Well, a lot of those termites mumble.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   ‘I just bought a new hearing aid for $500.’
   ‘What kind is it?’
   ‘About ten to two…’
   Henny Youngman.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

   The one I hate is Sit ’n’Sleep mattress.( Southern California) “We’ll beat anyones advertised price or your mattress is FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
   Even if he loses some money on a few mattresses, all he has to do is beat the price, he will not have to lose the entire cost by giving any away for free.

   He seems like the kid in school who always reminded the teacher that no homework had been assigned. On Friday.
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   orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

   My BFF had termites in her house, they did a lot of damage. I’m sure she could have used some termite insurance. I almost dropped my teeth, had no idea we had the little critters here.
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   dkram said, 3 months ago

   We have a furniture store in VT that advertizes buy our furniture get the same amount FREE.
   They also have an ad that has a drum beeting “FREE FURNITURE – FREE FURNITURE – FREE FURNITURE”. (boy, give me that drumstick and bend over)
   .
   \\//_
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   It’s Roseanne-Rosanna-Dan-Earl.
   Now he’s supposed to say " _{never mind} ."
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   Jean said, 3 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   yeah we have a KIA dealer here in Dallas that says “If I can’t beat a KIA deal, I’m just gonna give it to ya”……….yeah right and he has a baby face like a Eddie Haskell type.
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   Razzilla said, 3 months ago

   Well…those commercials are really boring…so that’s something termites have in common with them…
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    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    Earl, you’re a real card…
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    ossiningaling said, 3 months ago

    The same idiots also by flood insurance.
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    Vegas Viper said, 3 months ago

    ♫♪ I have a structured settlement ♪♫ The worst ! ! !
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    Gwen said, 3 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Emily Litella not Roseanna….. SNL
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    ButWaitCallNow said, 3 months ago

    Maybe it’s not Earl’s hearing that’s the problem. TV folks don’t always speak clearly. My hearing’s just fine but for a long time I thought they were talking about “just a beaver” (which didn’t make any sense…but neither does most TV in general). Found out later it was some kid singer they were referring to.
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    Number Three said, 3 months ago

    Ewwwwwwwww!

    Look at Roscoe scratching…

    LOL xxx
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