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   The Nihilist said, 9 months ago

   So… lose the batteries
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   Llewellenbruce said, 9 months ago

   Sometimes you have to take the good with the
   bad Earl.
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   Linguist said, 9 months ago

   Earl is like an ole fellow in my mother’s town of Portadown, Armaugh who pretended to be deaf. He’s like Billy Weir, what he don’t want, he don’t hear !
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   naturally_easy said, 9 months ago

   Geezer #1. “I got one of these newfangled hearing aids. Cost a fortune, top of the line.”

   Geezer #2. “Really? What kind is it?”

   Geezer #1. “About half past one.”
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   simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

   If he hung out in the Diamond Lil strip recently, he would have learned about selective hearing.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 9 months ago

   That’ll teach you to upgrade.
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   Number Three said, 9 months ago

   LOL LOL… Knew that would come up.

   xxx
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   Shyygirl27 said, 9 months ago

   My grandma had selective hearing….she could hear perfectly fine when we didn’t want her to. RIP Grandma.
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   flagfly said, 9 months ago

   Why don’t you puncture one of your eardrums, the one closest to the kitchen…save the other one for TV.
10. 

    win said, 9 months ago

    I just pretend to hear.
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    riverhawk said, 9 months ago

    @naturally_easy

    Ha ha ha ha ha
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    whmIII said, 9 months ago

    Yes, since I got mine, the “selective hearing” routine doesn’t work…but then, I don’t have a wife to listen to.
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    Vegas Viper said, 9 months ago

    If you live alone you don’t have to listen to anything you don’t want to hear. ( or eat, or watch, or go, or time line etc ) I love it.
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    Bob Vallinino said, 9 months ago

    My dad just got hearing aids for the 1st time, and I am happy. I got tired of hearing “huh, what” and having to repeat myself everytime I said something. My brothers & I finally talk him into them, but they are expensive.
    But if I had a choice of losing my hearing or my sight I choose hearing. Hope I never lose either one!!!
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    Rickapolis said, 9 months ago

    Just complain to Opal about ‘this damn new hearing aid isn’t working’.
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