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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Oct 11, 2017
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    Sherlock Watson  5 months ago

    I shall now say the words that we are all thinking: BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!

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    xXAndezXx  5 months ago

    Pig is so stupid and is the utensils plastic????

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    tejanolasereyes  5 months ago

    women are so hard to please! whats wrong with fingers?

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    awgiedawgie GC Insider 5 months ago

    Hope you like being single, if you’re that picky, Pigita. He even invited you over for dinner. That’s more than a lot of guys would do.

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    Liverlips McCracken GC Insider 5 months ago

    Nice to see that he dressed up for the occasion.

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    chris_weaver  5 months ago

    Hey, he’s bringing something!

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    Gent  5 months ago

    How about some Pork chops? Whoops!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  5 months ago

    Pig needs to find Pigelle, a higher class of porcine than Pigita!!

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Either that or Pigmalion.

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    mortaur  5 months ago

    He brings BACON to the table!

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    PICTO  5 months ago

    Eat now…spork later…?

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    Machtyn  5 months ago

    Hey… wait a minute. He invites her over for dinner, appears to have prepared the dinner, has “dressed” up, and she says he doesn’t bring anything to the table? Granted, pig isn’t the smartest guy around, but he’s not a do-nothing.

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    Comix 'R' Us GC Insider 5 months ago

    He entertains us with his stupidity. That’s what he brings, Pigita.

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    rabizar  5 months ago

    a little whine with those pearls, pigita?

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    kaffekup   5 months ago

    Was she supposed to bring the food?

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    RACerri32  5 months ago

    Repeat after me , Pig " There’s the door , don’t let it hit you in the a$$ " .

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    jerrythemacguy  5 months ago

    I hope that Stephan Pastis and his family are okay. He may have lost his home to the fire in Santa Rosa, California.

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    Herb L 1954  5 months ago

    No spork.Foon?

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    kauri44  5 months ago

    I wonder whether Pigita and Larry’s wife used the same dating service.

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    She’s just a greased pig, Pig; you’ll never hold on to her.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Okay. Just get out of Pig’s pen, Pigita. Go! Be gone! And never darken Pig’s doorway again! You, Pigita, bring nothing to the table, despite your prideful airs! Get thee to a nunnery!

    And now, Sherlock, it’s time to end the refrain and thrust home:

    BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!

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    Dennett GC Insider 4 months ago

    Spork is just Spam made with uncured pork…

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    Ceeg22 GC Insider 4 months ago

    What does Pigita bring to the relationship? I’ve never seen her do anything for Pig

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