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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Aug 28, 2016
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RAT THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 
Rat: the other candidates propose building walls to keep people out of this country. That is stupid, costly, and impractical. 
So instead, I propose that every non-American in the world be forced to wear a shock collar that will go off if they try to enter our country.
Goat: Most depressing election ever.
Rat: and for the fashion-conscious, they come in six attractive colors.
Aug 30, 2016
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