Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 12 months ago

    You lost the element of surprise long ago with everyone but Pig.

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 12 months ago

    Rat: “You’re still a doofus, though. [giggle]”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 12 months ago

    The plural of “doofus” is “doofi” according to Rat?

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Did he check the lost and found?

  5. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 12 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

  6. Meh~tdology

    Meh~tdology said, 12 months ago

    I see some doofus at GoComics has decided we need more ads on the scroll between the comic and the Comments.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    I’m not surprised …

  8. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    This strip lost the element of surprise some time ago.
    The only reason I stay with it is the pithy comments.

  9. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    There’s AdBlock.

    I just complained last week that we haven’t had a “Bob” for awhile, and here we are. Will he “un-die”???

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    He needs to up his game with facial recognition software and a Doofus Alarm App that can gather data from the environment and respond appropriately.

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 12 months ago

    Why do I read this strip. Signed, Robert.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Yay, Neighbor Bob! First victory ever over Rat! A new era dawns!

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 12 months ago

    With all of the Doofi that’s out there, a Doofus-Ometer is unnecessary.

  14. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 12 months ago

    I need a dweeb-o-meter but it would have to be more subtle as they can be viscous.

  15. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 12 months ago

    Hey Rat, the element of Surprise that you lost, Si , can be found on the periodic table at number fourteen, between Al and P .

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