Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 8 months ago

    You lost the element of surprise long ago with everyone but Pig.

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 8 months ago

    Rat: “You’re still a doofus, though. [giggle]”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 8 months ago

    The plural of “doofus” is “doofi” according to Rat?

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    Did he check the lost and found?

  5. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 8 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

  6. Meh~tdology

    Meh~tdology said, 8 months ago

    I see some doofus at GoComics has decided we need more ads on the scroll between the comic and the Comments.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 8 months ago

    I’m not surprised …

  8. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    This strip lost the element of surprise some time ago.
    The only reason I stay with it is the pithy comments.

  9. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago


    There’s AdBlock.

    I just complained last week that we haven’t had a “Bob” for awhile, and here we are. Will he “un-die”???

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    He needs to up his game with facial recognition software and a Doofus Alarm App that can gather data from the environment and respond appropriately.

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 8 months ago

    Why do I read this strip. Signed, Robert.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    Yay, Neighbor Bob! First victory ever over Rat! A new era dawns!

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 8 months ago

    With all of the Doofi that’s out there, a Doofus-Ometer is unnecessary.

  14. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 8 months ago

    I need a dweeb-o-meter but it would have to be more subtle as they can be viscous.

  15. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 8 months ago

    Hey Rat, the element of Surprise that you lost, Si , can be found on the periodic table at number fourteen, between Al and P .

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