Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 1 year ago

    You lost the element of surprise long ago with everyone but Pig.

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Rat: “You’re still a doofus, though. [giggle]”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    The plural of “doofus” is “doofi” according to Rat?

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Did he check the lost and found?

  5. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, over 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doofi

  6. Meh~tdology

    Meh~tdology said, over 1 year ago

    I see some doofus at GoComics has decided we need more ads on the scroll between the comic and the Comments.

  7. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    This strip lost the element of surprise some time ago.
    The only reason I stay with it is the pithy comments.

  8. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He needs to up his game with facial recognition software and a Doofus Alarm App that can gather data from the environment and respond appropriately.

  9. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 1 year ago

    Why do I read this strip. Signed, Robert.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Yay, Neighbor Bob! First victory ever over Rat! A new era dawns!

  11. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 1 year ago

    With all of the Doofi that’s out there, a Doofus-Ometer is unnecessary.

  12. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, over 1 year ago

    Hey Rat, the element of Surprise that you lost, Si , can be found on the periodic table at number fourteen, between Al and P .

  13. cheapskate0

    cheapskate0 said, over 1 year ago

    @Meh~tdology

    Agreed. Ads on GoComics are doing their best to rob me of any pleasure I get out of reading the comics.
    .
    Hey, I get it. Ads are necessary to keep this thing on the air. But I have two issues:
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    One, GoComics isn’t paying any of these artists for their work. Witness Endtown and Martian Confederacy.
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    Two, others’ comments that we need to purchase adblocker plugins just seems like scraping the bottom of the barrel.
    .
    As if, the point of all these ads are, to get us to go out and buy ad blockers!

  14. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 1 year ago

    @cheapskate0

    Adblock Plus is freeware. You’d know that if you checked instead of complaining about having to purchase it; are you related to Bob, by any chance?

  15. steverino

    steverino said, over 1 year ago

    I clipped a Dilbert comic a while back that has Dogbert inventing a stupidity detector (that looks like a divining rod). “First you point it at someone,” he says. Dilbert asks, “Then what?” Dogbert replies, “Why does it have to do anything else?”
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    (Note that I’d rather type that all out than bother to go and find a link).

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