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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Aug 13, 2014
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Neighbor: Can I help you? Rat: Hey, neighbor Bob... Just wanted to show you my new doofus-ometer. It beeps to warn me of approaching doofi. Neighbor: It's your phone. And you've set the alarm to go off any second because it gives you a juvenile thrill to call me a 'doofus.' Rat: I've lost the element of surprise.
Aug 15, 2014
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