Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. cdgar

    cdgar said, 11 months ago

    Warped fables.

  2. desertdwlr

    desertdwlr said, 11 months ago

    I used to call them “Father Goose” rhymes

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    Wow! A carnivore with a gun! What a concept. :) If she didn’t have more food I suppose he could have stepped out back and shot a squirrel…..or an old lady…..or something.

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    Pease porridge cold, pease porridge hot;
    Let’s get a pizza — this dinner is shot.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 11 months ago

    Never did trust her. Rumors are that she deals crack out of old van on the weekends.

  6. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Hickory Dickory Dock,
    Three mice ran up the clock;
    The clock struck One,
    And the other two escaped with minor injuries.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, 11 months ago

    Dolly should realize that if you’re going to resort to violence,
    go for something better than canned dog food.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Son Boy “Oh, Father. Picking on defenseless old ladies.”

    Sylvester “Aw, Son. She’s about as defenseless as a porcupine in a nudist colony.”

  9. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I’m a little Teapot, short and stout;
    Here is my handle,
    Here is my handle,
    D@mn, I’m a sugar bowl.

  10. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 11 months ago

    Funny what motivation’ll do for ya.

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    ‘Go ahead, make my dinner.’

  12. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    I’ve got some cute variations of Mother Goose but this is a family page. :) Also, good for a few laughs, is the Polically Correct fairie tales book. Check it out. With all time favorites like Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challanged People.

  13. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 11 months ago

    Let us not forget Fractured Fairy Tales from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Collie Dolly is my new hero! When the old lady was holding out on her, she stood up for her rights, and won! —Even if what she won was just canned dog food….

  15. Armitage72

    Armitage72 said, 11 months ago

    This reminds me of the 1942 Warner Brothers cartoon “Foney Fables”, in which the dog opens a cabinet next to the empty one, finds it full of food, and reports Mother Hubbard as a food hoarder (a stigma during WWII food rationing).

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