Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 5 months ago

    So should they use a Swiffer or a loofah?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 5 months ago

    What’s the other 10% of dust in the house?

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

    That’s not a turkey. It’s just dead skin cells that decided to get together for the party.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    ‘Did you know that rats taste like stringy chicken? Let’s find out.’

  5. esmeyny

    esmeyny said, 5 months ago

    The other 10% are parts of dead insects (and this looks quite impressive when magnified).

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 5 months ago

    Oh, thanks. There goes my appetite!


    RWJAMES said, 5 months ago

    And did you know that 95% of people blindly accept statistics like that, even though even a cursory examination of the claim would reveal it to be utter bulls**t?

  8. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 5 months ago


    Not all dead, no sir. There’s our lil buddy, the dust mite.

    Which may have you wondering:

    Turkey, anyone?

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 5 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    You don’t want to know …

    Oops … Gaijinrabbit just told you …

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    One of the nice things about the desert is the low humidity. Dust mites don’t live below ~50%. When it’s single digits or 20% it’s pretty tough for anything like that to exist.
    The downside is that we get a lot of fires.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago


    Don’t know about 95%, but it depends entirely on location. For example, here there is a lot of dust in the air because of the low humidity and construction. Agricultural areas tend to have a lot of dust.
    Nowadays, I’d never accept statistics from my former employer, NOAA, because they started cooking the numbers in the last five years. The professionalism is gone.

  12. pearlsarefuzzy

    pearlsarefuzzy said, 5 months ago

    Oh no! That’s not LGD sitting on the table, is it? Stewed in his own juices?

  13. avocet13

    avocet13 said, 5 months ago

    Wow! Tuned in to read a comic and learned something!

  14. Reader

    Reader said, 5 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    HaHa! Good one! Now I need to exfoliate my house!

  15. The Winy Child

    The Winy Child said, 5 months ago

    lets hope the crocs get em!

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