Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 5 months ago

    So should they use a Swiffer or a loofah?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 5 months ago

    What’s the other 10% of dust in the house?

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

    That’s not a turkey. It’s just dead skin cells that decided to get together for the party.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    ‘Did you know that rats taste like stringy chicken? Let’s find out.’

  5. esmeyny

    esmeyny said, 5 months ago

    The other 10% are parts of dead insects (and this looks quite impressive when magnified).

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 5 months ago

    Oh, thanks. There goes my appetite!

  7. RWJAMES

    RWJAMES said, 5 months ago

    And did you know that 95% of people blindly accept statistics like that, even though even a cursory examination of the claim would reveal it to be utter bulls**t?

  8. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 5 months ago

    @esmeyny

    Not all dead, no sir. There’s our lil buddy, the dust mite.

    Which may have you wondering:

    Turkey, anyone?

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 5 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    You don’t want to know …


    Oops … Gaijinrabbit just told you …

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    One of the nice things about the desert is the low humidity. Dust mites don’t live below ~50%. When it’s single digits or 20% it’s pretty tough for anything like that to exist.
    .
    The downside is that we get a lot of fires.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    @RWJAMES

    Don’t know about 95%, but it depends entirely on location. For example, here there is a lot of dust in the air because of the low humidity and construction. Agricultural areas tend to have a lot of dust.
    .
    Nowadays, I’d never accept statistics from my former employer, NOAA, because they started cooking the numbers in the last five years. The professionalism is gone.

  12. pearlsarefuzzy

    pearlsarefuzzy said, 5 months ago

    Oh no! That’s not LGD sitting on the table, is it? Stewed in his own juices?

  13. avocet13

    avocet13 said, 5 months ago

    Wow! Tuned in to read a comic and learned something!

  14. Reader

    Reader said, 5 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    HaHa! Good one! Now I need to exfoliate my house!

  15. The Winy Child

    The Winy Child said, 5 months ago

    lets hope the crocs get em!

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