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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Apr 6, 2014
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Pig: Pigita, I think we should break up. We don't have much in common. Pigita: How can you say that? Pig: Suppose we're lost in a snowstorm. We find shelter, but it is made of cheese. If we eat it, we die from the cold. What should we do? Pigita: We don't eat it. Pig: Wrong: We eat it and die happy. I just can't be with someone who doesn't prioritize cheese.
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