Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2014
April 06, 2014
April 08, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Pigita, I think we should break up. We don't have much in common. Pigita: How can you say that? Pig: Suppose we're lost in a snowstorm. We find shelter, but it is made of cheese. If we eat it, we die from the cold. What should we do? Pigita: We don't eat it. Pig: Wrong: We eat it and die happy. I just can't be with someone who doesn't prioritize cheese.
jnik23260 about 10 years ago
It’s all for the best.
cdgar about 10 years ago
Pig – always thinking of his stomach.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
I wonder if Sweet Fanny would appreciate cheese the way Pig does?
legaleagle48 about 10 years ago
It doesn’t matter why you’re breaking up with Pigita, Pig — it’s still the smartest thing you’ve ever done. Run and don’t look back!
Stan King about 10 years ago
Ham and cheese – together forever!
Ida No about 10 years ago
There’s holes in that logic.
FabulousJewels about 10 years ago
Well, Pigita will find someone new. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
That would really be pretty cheesy shelter in a snowstorm.Just eat it, and if you actually wanna cut the mustard with Pigita, go dig up the bread for a motel room.Of course, in that sort of pickle, if I were Pig, I wouldn’t want Pigita for my honey anyway….
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
He lived a long life.
Much longer for never having enjoyed it.
Longer in oh, so many ways.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
YAY, Pig! Finally, dumping that awful Pigita; who cares why? Just do it! No excuse is too cheesy! And, as Sherlock Watson sort of implied, it is assuredly time for Sweet Fanny to undie, Pig’s only true love (so I shall always asseverate)!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 10 years ago
That necktie must be cutting off the flow of blood to Pig’s brain!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
you forgot to say "cheese’
Bucinka about 10 years ago
Pig, this might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.Mmmm….cheese….
Godfreydaniel about 10 years ago
When the WereRabbit comes to eat the cheese, eat IT!
minespatch about 10 years ago
I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.
minespatch about 10 years ago
I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.
Bandera_Ken about 10 years ago
Pig got it right. Eating cheese is top priority.
StCleve72 about 10 years ago
An even easier choice if it’s swiss cheese
Number Three about 10 years ago
Why are you telling Rat this?
He doesn’t care.
xxx
KEA about 10 years ago
Pig should move to England and live (platonically) with Wallace.
Nobody_Important about 10 years ago
Good for you Pig!!
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
My sister would sympathize with Pig. She puts cheese on everything— even cottage cheese, which has cheese in its name.
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
Eat the cheese, build and igloo.
sambs123 about 10 years ago
Methinks pig needs to prioritize some things of his own.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
richard thompson found the word “cheese” funny.we shall miss him.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Cheese and sex, I concur.
gerlach5 about 10 years ago
You can’t have your cheese and eat it too.
CesarSantos almost 3 years ago
No one eats pig because they are afraid of catching his brainlessness.
robertiris about 2 years ago
The early start of his new religion