Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    What about if the pool were filled with something else than water? In Rat’s case, it’d be filled with beer. Me, maybe 7 Up.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Charlie Brown once said that the key to happiness is owning a lake and a convertible. On clear days you can drive with the top down, and on rainy days you can say, “Oh well, this rain will fill up my lake.”

  3. Squizzums

    Squizzums said, over 2 years ago

    Happiness is a warm puppy.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Fortuitous bypasser crashes Rat’s wold-view. Hmm. Probably wasn’t all that strong to begin with. A pool is not nearly enough stuff for the likes of Rat….

  5. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 2 years ago

    That guy just saved Rat a lot of money.

  6. ArchdukeofFreeville

    ArchdukeofFreeville said, over 2 years ago

    Awful philosophical for a punslinger

  7. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, over 2 years ago

    “No sooner do we sit down to enjoy our acquisitions, than we find them insufficient to fill up the vacuities of life.”—Samuel Johnson

    On the other hand, a total absence of acquisitions doesn’t fill up much either.

  8. Squoop

    Squoop said, over 2 years ago

    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
    - Steven Wright

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    I don’t have a pool and I am happy!

  10. RootsInDM

    RootsInDM said, over 2 years ago

    He just needs a Satisfied Mind.

  11. Jitter

    Jitter said, over 2 years ago

    What you want is a friend with a pool.

  12. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 2 years ago

    I swear those dinner plates are trying to meet…mate, or maybe just a date

  13. Grady Niblo

    Grady Niblo GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Someone told me that everyone needs to do only two things once in a lifetime. Own a pool and go to Mardi Gras. If you do either, you’ll never do it again – guaranteed! Trust me….

  14. kea

    kea said, over 2 years ago

    Pools are like pets; they take WAY too much time, money and hassle for the few moments of happiness they provide.

  15. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 2 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    MIne would be filled with hot fudge. Or salsa and guacamole.

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