Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 10 months ago

    What about if the pool were filled with something else than water? In Rat’s case, it’d be filled with beer. Me, maybe 7 Up.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    Charlie Brown once said that the key to happiness is owning a lake and a convertible. On clear days you can drive with the top down, and on rainy days you can say, “Oh well, this rain will fill up my lake.”

  3. Squizzums

    Squizzums said, 10 months ago

    Happiness is a warm puppy.

  4. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Me? A nice Penot Grigio.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    That would be horribly sticky …


    Anybody who owns a pool knows just how much work is required to maintain one.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Fortuitous bypasser crashes Rat’s wold-view. Hmm. Probably wasn’t all that strong to begin with. A pool is not nearly enough stuff for the likes of Rat….

  7. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 10 months ago

    That guy just saved Rat a lot of money.

  8. ArchdukeofFreeville

    ArchdukeofFreeville said, 10 months ago

    Awful philosophical for a punslinger

  9. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, 10 months ago

    “No sooner do we sit down to enjoy our acquisitions, than we find them insufficient to fill up the vacuities of life.”—Samuel Johnson

    On the other hand, a total absence of acquisitions doesn’t fill up much either.

  10. Squoop

    Squoop said, 10 months ago

    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
    - Steven Wright

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 10 months ago

    I don’t have a pool and I am happy!

  12. RootsInDM

    RootsInDM said, 10 months ago

    He just needs a Satisfied Mind.

  13. Jitter

    Jitter said, 10 months ago

    What you want is a friend with a pool.

  14. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 10 months ago

    I swear those dinner plates are trying to meet…mate, or maybe just a date

  15. Lassie1

    Lassie1 said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    I once read about a Spanish lady, perhaps royalty, or maybe a rich man’s mistress, in the 1700’s (?) who ‘kept her looks’ by bathing in vats of red Spanish wine. Later, the wine was decanted into bottles and sold cheap to the general public. Everybody wins!

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