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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Mar 15, 2014
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Pastis: Goat! What happened?
Goat: Some guy just robbed me at gunpoint.
Pastis: Oh my goodness! What did he look like?
Goat: Short guy. Not much hair.
Pastis: Hang on. I'm an artist. Maybe I can do a police sketch... Okay... Let's see... Short... Not much hair... What else?
Goat: White guy.
Pastis: Got it. What about clothes?
Goat: Short-sleeve shirt... Shorts... 
Pastis: Perfect. I think I have it.
Goat: Let's see. Charlie Brown did not rob me at gunpoint.
Pastis: !@#@! it, Goat. I'm a cartoonist, not a sketch artist.
Mar 17, 2014
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