Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    I smell smoke in the auditorium…

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    “Dang it, Jim! I’m an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!” ~Delbert Dopplet of Disney film /Treasure Planet/

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ’I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer/engineer/escalator…’

  4. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer….”

    ‘Devil In The Dark’….just watched it again the other night!

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    @blunebottle

    “You can’t be serious. That thing is virtually made of stone!”

  6. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Wow, two “Loony Tunes” references back-to-back today! (cf Dogs of C-Kennel…)

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    For heaven’s sake, Cartoon-Boy! Call the paramedics for Goat; he looks awful!
    Nice try with the Charlie Brown sketch, though. It’s very nice, and it does fit the sketchy [pun] description given by battered Goat….

  8. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 1 year ago

    Bones was just plain onery and wouldn’t listen to reason. But, he was an amazing physician!!

    In memory of DeForest Kelley. A wonderful actor. RIP.

  9. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 1 year ago

    I just read that Steph will be making an appearance in Coral Gables to publicize his children’s book (yes, he has a children’s book). I live at the north end of Miami and don’t drive, but if I could meet him I would ask him: “Mr. Pastis, are you having marital problems in real life?”

  10. mextea

    mextea said, over 1 year ago

    watch out Stephan….sounds like profiling to me!

  11. akwolffan

    akwolffan said, over 1 year ago

    @Arye Uygur

    I’ve been in Miami. No-one there can drive, but that doesn’t stop them from getting on the road. (Flashbacks of I-95 northbound at 18:00 or so. Yes, it’s worse than the Dan Ryan in Chicago or even [shudder] the 401 in Los Angeles.)

  12. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 1 year ago

    @trekman58

    I call them the way I see them!

  13. gir63

    gir63 said, over 1 year ago

    I liked the SNL skit where the Enterprise was turned into a restaurant, and a customer was choking. Kirk says to Bones “Bones this man is choking.” and Bones replies “Damit Jim I’m a doctor not a… Oh right…” and then proceeds to preform the Heimlich maneuver.

  14. Vince M

    Vince M said, over 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson - Why’s ev’ybody always pickin’ on ME?

  15. RACerri32

    RACerri32 said, over 1 year ago

    Read panel #4, and knew goat was boned!

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