Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. jeff_elbel

    jeff_elbel said, 9 months ago

    Order up!

  2. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, 9 months ago

    It made Goat feel awful.

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    Goat, you forgot to put syrup on it.

  4. Flashold

    Flashold said, 9 months ago

    And goats will eat practically anything.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    I don’t know if I like this or not … I’m waffling.

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Awful offal joke.

  7. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, 9 months ago

    I erred. The handbook of diner slang calls that order “haggis on a checkerboard”.

  8. bluegirl285

    bluegirl285 said, 9 months ago

    @JusSayin

    Without Bilan’s suggested motor oil…

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 9 months ago

    He forgot about hoffle poffle, which really DOES taste awful (despite what Mom thinks).

  10. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Try saying that even one time fast.

  11. PICTO

    PICTO said, 9 months ago

    We’re going to make sure you eat those words Cartoon Boy.

  12. Frogger104

    Frogger104 said, 9 months ago

    Rat has no idea what he’s talking about, that is pure genius….
    Love the pre-nausea eyebrows in the first panel.

  13. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 9 months ago

    I agree with Rat for once, these “jokes” keep reaching further and further with less result.

  14. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, 9 months ago

    Meesta Pasties need get bunch of old “Fammilie Circus” strips, improve hees jokes. Look like Meesta Pasties no got jokes of hees own.

  15. BlackTie

    BlackTie said, 9 months ago

    Smothered, covered, chucked, diced, peppered and capped.

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