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Feb 15, 2014
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Stephan Pastis' wife has left him. As a result, he  has started dating again.
Pastis: Listen... I had a wonderful time tonight. But I'm not sure we're a good fit. 
Lady: What's wrong?
Pastis: Well don't take this the wrong way, but you're kind of a worrier. And physically, you're not really my type.
Lady: What do you mean by that?
Pastis: Well, no offense, but you're a little out-of-shape. And your hair's a bit your hair's a bit stringy.
Lady: Is that so? Anything else you'd like to add?
Pastis: You have no nose.
Lady: Please don't draw on my face.
Pastis: But it looks soooo much better.
Feb 17, 2014
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