Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    The trouble is that guys who “hunt for sport” are trying to make themselves believe that they’re manly, and you can’t do that very well while tossing a foam football.

  2. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    I say we arm the deer, bears, and mountain goats so they can shoot back in self defense. Fair is fair.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    According to one article I read, they hunt to get away from ‘feminine nattering.’
    Much as I despise male bashing… that’s one instance where I’d look the other way.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago


    We demand the right to arm bears.

  5. ironic eggbeater

    ironic eggbeater said, 12 months ago

    He was just standing his ground against those vigilante deer and their nerf weapon. Or maybe he was afraid they would burst into song or text or something else he would find offensive.

  6. LobosSolos

    LobosSolos said, 12 months ago

    He missed. At that range at least one of them should have been down while he lined up a shot on the other one.

  7. Darsan54

    Darsan54 said, 12 months ago

    That’s what happens when you knock on Sarah Palin’s door.

  8. Darsan54

    Darsan54 said, 12 months ago


    Bagging a deer out of season is a big, illegal no-no!!

  9. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    No, the trouble is that nothing containing the word “nerf” qualifies as a sport.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 12 months ago

    Why don’t the crocs eat that guy?

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    I grew up in hunting county. Never met one that wasn’t doing it to fill up the freezer.

  12. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    LOL Very funny!! – from a Canadian

  13. Jonathan Mason

    Jonathan Mason said, 12 months ago

    What’s with the hat? I thought they were talking to a housemaid in a lace cap.

  14. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, 12 months ago

    Dinner! Oh. Wait.You’re Only Allowed To Eat It If It Comes From A Store. Sillies.

  15. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 12 months ago

    Instead of a right to bear arms, how about a right to arm Bears…and Deers and all the rest.

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