Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    “We are not irregular.”

  2. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 2 years ago

    NO! DON’T DO IT!

    You know the beginners always get Beginner’s Luck! He’ll probably beat both of you out of all your money!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ‘Do you know what a ’full house’ is?’
    ’Old TV sitcom?"

  4. kamb8

    kamb8 said, over 2 years ago

    High card?
    A usually clownishly amusing person who is on drugs?

    (Look it up)

  5. fromgermany

    fromgermany said, over 2 years ago

    Pig is just pretending.

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    You must be a girl, because everyone is calling you “Patsy”.

  7. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    You are just en fuego today!

  8. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, over 2 years ago

    When she returns, you ask her if she lit a match.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Can one fleece a pink-skinned Pig? We may find out….

  10. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, over 2 years ago

    There has to be a really bad joke about being “all in” to make here, but I just can’t think of one right now…

  11. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Pig’s about to find a leading role in “The Prince and the Pauper” and he isn’t going to be a Prince…

  12. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, over 2 years ago

    Careful people! I smell a hustler!

  13. ebsan

    ebsan said, over 2 years ago

    I read that the queen takes her toilet with her when she travels, and no one else is allowed to use it.

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Long time ago I tried to learn bridge. I was dealt 13 cards. Don’t remember the other eight, but I held the ace, king, queen, jack, & ten of diamonds! Only time I ever held a royal flush! Hope Pig has better luck!

  15. fbjsr

    fbjsr said, over 2 years ago

    It is a W/C valve made by Sloan.

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