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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Dec 28, 2013
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Pig:  Why are you moving out of your house, Goat?
Goat:  For a teaching job.
Pig:  Why can't you teach closer to home?
Goat:  All the schools here are too consumed with constantly testing kids. And it gets in the way of their education.
Pig:  I see...Well, can I help you move anything?
Goat:  Sure. You can take this box to the car.
Pig:  What's in it?
Goat:  I drink a lot of chai tea. And these things let me hold the cup without burning my fingers.
Pig:  And you need to take all of them?
Goat:  Of course. How else can I hold my tea?
Pig:  So no chai hold left behind?
"(Fill in your own insulting comment about cartoonist Stephan Pastis here.)"
Dec 30, 2013
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