Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    Why not try the big baby eyes?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Tell him you’ll go home to your mother.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Or no sex for six months.
    (Huh… that no work either…)

  4. DobieT

    DobieT said, 12 months ago

    They should have got Tarder Sauce AKA Grumpy Cat to teach them. She’d never do it though!

  5. AlexanderTheGoodEnough

    AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, 12 months ago

    Easily the funniest, and truest, strip in a LONG time.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Well, in that case, Larry, maybe you should divorce Patty and marry Zeeba Neighba. It’s probably legal in your state.

  7. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 12 months ago

    I can’t help but think of what I saw in MYahoo yesterday. A poor animal went to a waterhole for a drink when a group of wild dogs threatened it from the shore. The poor thing was afraid to go back to shore and stayed in the water only to be grabbed and eaten by an alligator.

  8. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    CROCS!!
    YAY!!

  9. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    Divorce is probably legal, but intra(whatever) marriage probably isn’t. Not ever in the US!!!

  10. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Crocs are back!!!

  11. zipidachimp

    zipidachimp said, 12 months ago

    Hey! what happened to OREO? last i saw they was in a freezer!

  12. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, 12 months ago

    Zeeba’s very stubborn about geeving up life.

  13. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, 12 months ago

    Tears might work. lol

  14. fbjsr

    fbjsr said, 12 months ago

    That may be true but she knows where you wont!

  15. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, 12 months ago

    What a great start to my Saturday! I really really miss the crocs and zeebas!

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