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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Nov 9, 2013
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*RRRRRINGG*
Pig:  Hello?
Stephan (on the phone):  Hey, Pig! It's me, Stephan.
Pig:  Hey, Steph. Where are you?
Stephan (on the phone):  Driving across the country. I'm speaking at Ohio State on Saturday.
Pig:  Are you excited?
Stephan:  Excited? I'm thrilled. I even bought  a 'Brutus Buckeye' costume. That's their mascot.
Pig (on the phone):  Well, good for you, Steph...so why are you calling?
Stephan (on the phone):  'Cause I got lost on my way to Columbus and my cell phone's dead. So I was hoping you could go on Google maps and give me directions to Columbus from where I am.
Pig:  Sure, where you at?
Stephan:  Let's see...some place called Ann Arbor, Michigan.
*CRACK POW SMASH KICK PUNCH BOOT TRAMPLE*
Pig:  They're not that friendly in Michigan.
Nov 11, 2013
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