Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 2 years ago

    I wonder why they didn’t say something….

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Take advantage of the situation, Morty; take all the other females for a “test drive.”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    I thought Saul became a widower because of the polar bear.

  4. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, over 2 years ago

    Alternate version of panel 1:
    Morty: Bad news Saul, I lost my wife.
    “Saul”: Uh, Morty, I am your wife.

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @RachelC22

    I like yours better than Stephan’s. :-)

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    Flirt with any penguin. If it happens to be your wife, all is fine. If it’s not, you’ll find out quickly who it is.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    @RachelC22

    Or worse: My dear wife, I found you!
    Morty … I’m Saul.

  8. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    @No one

    Well, yeah. Because of that “they all look alike” thing, there’s no concept in penguin language for “trading up”.

  9. Tom Freimann

    Tom Freimann said, over 2 years ago

    This might be a good thing, she will yell at the wrong guy, and when she is done, you found her.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Saul, that would be way too logical, besides spoiling the potentially Good Thing that other commentators have already noted. Make lemonade, Morty!

  11. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 2 years ago

    Morty has a severe sinus problem.

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hint to Morty…..


    Sorry…. but I don’t see her running around looking for you.

  13. Reader

    Reader said, over 2 years ago

    @TheSnoopster

    Good point — maybe she told Him to get lost!

  14. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, over 2 years ago

    It was funnier when “F Minus” used the same joke a few months ago. Bring back the croks!

  15. AnonymousUser

    AnonymousUser said, over 2 years ago

    Mr.Pastis. May you live to a 100.

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