Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 3 years ago

    Why exactly does wanting others to respect your property make you old?
    Do “young” people welcome burglars into their homes?

  2. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    its the over-typified elderly man, who comes out of his house and chases young children off his lawn waving his cane, and shouting get off my lawn!! this one makes him out as a elderly english gentleman with a monocle, not sure where the reference is from though

  3. woodworker318

    woodworker318 said, about 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    He’s not looking for respect for his lawn, he just doesn’t want it worn out and dug up by their shoes. Some old people are fuss-budgets about their lawns and just don’t want young people on their lawns.

  4. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 3 years ago

    I think Stephan is losing it. This comic makes no sense.

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 3 years ago

    Hey, Mister, can we have our ball back?
    >Don’t take that tone with me, young man! I fought the war for your sort.
    >Bet you’re sorry you won.
    Give us a kiss.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    If the kids are wrecking the lawn, plant grass that is tough. They are usually easier to grow, too.

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 3 years ago

    “You young whippersnappers!” is a dead giveaway too. That and quoting un-classic toons from the sixties and seventies.

    I have had young kids say that Elvis Presley was a basketball player. Or ask me if Roger Moore was a singer.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    A really crotchety Old Man would live in a house with a front porch, where he would be sitting in his rocking chair, sipping an adult beverage, and cradling his double-barrelled 12-gauge…. Punks!

  9. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 3 years ago


    Rat might think not……..but there’s no turning back.

  10. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, about 3 years ago

    We had an old neighbor who would come running across my lawn to yell at my kids who had run across his lawn…………..

  11. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 3 years ago

    to feel old, remember when people had reel to reel machines, 8 tracks, cassette players? or, that cars had fins? or, the draft? or, tv shows like hr puffnstuff, banana splits, johnny quest? or, making $19k per year is upper middle class? or, dos, basic, qbasic, pascal, cobol, assembler?

  12. kd1sq

    kd1sq said, about 3 years ago


  13. BlackTie

    BlackTie said, about 3 years ago

    Used to be ‘Paul McCartney was in a band?" Now it’s ’Who’s Paul McCartney?"

  14. BlackTie

    BlackTie said, about 3 years ago

    56 year old sausage fingers hit the submit button twice. Dangburn www dot world wide interweb!

  15. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, about 3 years ago


    Banana Splits and Jonny Quest make you feel old, huh? How about Sheriff John and Howdy Doody?

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