Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Imacartoonist

    Imacartoonist said, 6 months ago

    Of course Goats new tattoo will be one to remind him of what tragically killed this night…

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    The ultimate pickup line:
    “Hi; I have ten million dollars and poor judgement.”

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Oh, come on, lady. How was Goat supposed to know what the tattoo represented unless he asked you about it? Sheesh! EYE ROLL

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Not your fault, Goat.

  5. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, 6 months ago


    You expect logic from a woman?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    Reminds me of one of my favourite lines from Firefly: episode begins with Captain Reynolds sitting on a rock in the middle of the desert, stark naked. He looks out over the empty expanse, and says, ‘That … went well.’

  7. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Great White? Jack Russell’s Great White played Macon (just up the road) less than two weeks ago. I had complimentary tickets, but didn’t go.

  8. BartJ385

    BartJ385 said, 6 months ago


    You’re joking, right? Her uncle didn’t die in a fire. She is just not interested in Goat. He uses a pick-up-line, she uses a turn-down-line.

  9. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 6 months ago

    Pick up line for a lady from Chile: What is like to come from a country so narrow?

  10. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 6 months ago

    Come on now…a goat trying to pick ip a womam? A female goat would of made this strip more amusing and socially acceptable.

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 6 months ago


  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Goat’s extreme embarrassment is not warranted. Blondie did not tell him to shove off; he just backed off out of shame. Faint heart ne’er won fair maiden, Goat.

  13. cdward

    cdward said, 6 months ago


    In fairness to her, you COULD imagine that she did not reject goat outright. Rather, she might simply have gotten all choked up at remembering and fallen to pieces. It doesn’t say for sure, so I’m cutting her some slack.

  14. cdward

    cdward said, 6 months ago


    Also a good possibility.

  15. CartoonCritic2445

    CartoonCritic2445 said, 6 months ago

    He burned the house down with his funky beats.

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