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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Oct 11, 2013
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Rat: Hey, I just read a Marcel Proust novel and it brought up an interesting philosophical question. Goat: Good for you, reading Proust. What's the question? Rat: It's which is worse... being buried alive in a pitch-dark concrete vault for all eternity with no hope of escape, or reading Proust. Goat: You could just say you didn't like it. Rat: See, int he dark vault, you'd never have to see a Proust book again.
Oct 13, 2013
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