Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    Too bad, Rat; you don’t stand a chance of winning the Summarize Proust Competition now.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    Hmmm. Is it as bad as J.D. Salinger?

    Here, Rat, have a Cask of Amontillado to drown those sorrows…

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Aw, I wanted to reference that!

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 10 months ago

    More Poe…

    and the deep and dank tarn at my feet closed sullenly and silently over the fragments of “The House of Usher.”

  5. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Steve Carell weeps, or at least one of his film characters.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    I do not recall ever seeing that before, and I consider myself a fan. Monty Python certainly pushed television farther than it had ever gone before.

    Love the ending too.

  7. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 10 months ago

    But Rat, you’d be stuck in a dark vault and now you’d be completely unable to unremember the Proust book in your head.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Let’s try it and find out, Rat. Heheheh! [diabolical laugh]

  9. Mark

    Mark said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Thank you! I haven’t seen it PROPERLY in ages!

  10. cdward

    cdward said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Haven’t seen that one in years! Thanks.

  11. TheFinalSolution

    TheFinalSolution said, 10 months ago

    Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters so you’ll have room for the Nine Stories that Franny and Zooey want to read.

  12. hoagieman12

    hoagieman12 said, 10 months ago

    Long way around the mountain to get to that punchline.

  13. pos_stock_hoarder

    pos_stock_hoarder said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Great find! Was that from their last season?

  14. swr

    swr said, 10 months ago

    hopefully the entry is shorter then his writing

  15. swr

    swr said, 10 months ago

    @agedengineer

    I weep when I see steve carell does that count.

    he’s ok but

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