Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men
    Had omelets.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, 10 months ago

    As if a story about a boy cracking his head open isn’t gruesome enough.

  3. Yammo

    Yammo GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Oh gosh…the electric chair gives me the creepers

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    @Yammo

    That’s shocking !!

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 10 months ago

    Rat! Do another one! Do another one! Teach about government funding!

  6. kamb8

    kamb8 said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Kudos to whoever can make “omelets” rhyme with “men”.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    And so is this …


    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider
    Which sat down beside her
    And she said, “P… off Hairy Legs !!”.

  8. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Rat’s tales have a moral.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    Often the basis for fairy tales and nursery rhymes are actually rather gruesome.

  10. Aaron Myhre

    Aaron Myhre said, 10 months ago

    Jack and Jill went to The Hill
    To pay the congressmen off
    Jill was poorer
    So Congress ignored her
    And Jack just sat there and scoffed.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    And all the king’s horses and all the king’s vets

    Had omelets.

  12. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 10 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    VERY true- Ring Around the Rosey….the Plague.

    Little Jack Horner: a courier makes off with a valuable document. Thief….

    Jack and Jill has a history, too, but I’ve forgotten.

  13. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @margueritem

    Does Rat know that?

  14. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, 10 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb, she liked it so very well. Then she got some dynamite and blew it straight to……….

  15. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    I might have found this amusing if we hadn’t had a murder case similar to this lately. Except it was a mother who strangled her 12-yr-old adopted daughter because the grandparents were leaving it all to the girl. Tragic business.

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