Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. cdgar

    cdgar said, 8 months ago

    Makes my head hurt.

  2. JoeyCooler777

    JoeyCooler777 said, 8 months ago

    Wow… Just wow

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    Somewhere Mr. Spock is screaming…

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    And her boyfriend’s name is Peter Piper.

  5. Inkwell

    Inkwell said, 8 months ago

    Dialogue like that is probably why she stopped communicating.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    ‘Smithers, release the hounds!’

  7. punmeister

    punmeister said, 8 months ago

    She’s probably the prior Peppermint Patty of Peanuts.

  8. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Patty makes my little heart go pitty pat.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Perhaps Patty was having a pity party in the potty…
    and had no time for petty parlance with a pig….
    even a pretty patient pig like Pig.

    Or perhaps she dropped some putty into the potty,
    and had only enough left for a pithy point.
    (You wouldn’t want Patty to play with peed-on putty!)



    Please, people! Don’t pick on ME….
    Pastis put the picture of Patty and Pig’s putty into the panel.
    Poor me, I just picked it up, like a pathetic pox.

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 8 months ago

    Another pun strip where no one threatens Pastis at the end.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Haris…. there is no pun in this strip…. though there IS a pile of punishing word play….
    it’s all alliteration…
    no pun for which to pound Pastis.

  12. firedome

    firedome said, 8 months ago

    perfect, pastis…

  13. unnormal

    unnormal said, 8 months ago


    You, Sunshine, add so much to this site.
    Really . . . no joke!

  14. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 8 months ago

    Pathologically pathetic (puke…)*

    *parenthetically ;-)

  15. punmeister

    punmeister said, 8 months ago

    Pastis periodically provides punless Pearls.

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