Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. cdgar

    cdgar said, 11 months ago

    Makes my head hurt.

  2. JoeyCooler777

    JoeyCooler777 said, 11 months ago

    Wow… Just wow

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Somewhere Mr. Spock is screaming…

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    And her boyfriend’s name is Peter Piper.

  5. Inkwell

    Inkwell said, 11 months ago

    Dialogue like that is probably why she stopped communicating.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    ‘Smithers, release the hounds!’

  7. punmeister

    punmeister said, 11 months ago

    She’s probably the prior Peppermint Patty of Peanuts.

  8. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Patty makes my little heart go pitty pat.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Perhaps Patty was having a pity party in the potty…
    and had no time for petty parlance with a pig….
    even a pretty patient pig like Pig.

    Or perhaps she dropped some putty into the potty,
    and had only enough left for a pithy point.
    (You wouldn’t want Patty to play with peed-on putty!)



    Please, people! Don’t pick on ME….
    Pastis put the picture of Patty and Pig’s putty into the panel.
    Poor me, I just picked it up, like a pathetic pox.

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 11 months ago

    Another pun strip where no one threatens Pastis at the end.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Haris…. there is no pun in this strip…. though there IS a pile of punishing word play….
    it’s all alliteration…
    no pun for which to pound Pastis.

  12. firedome

    firedome said, 11 months ago

    perfect, pastis…

  13. unnormal

    unnormal said, 11 months ago


    You, Sunshine, add so much to this site.
    Really . . . no joke!

  14. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 11 months ago

    Pathologically pathetic (puke…)*

    *parenthetically ;-)

  15. punmeister

    punmeister said, 11 months ago

    Pastis periodically provides punless Pearls.

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