Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 12 months ago

    “I don’t know what I’d do without you… but starting tomorrow I’m going to find out… because I’m dumping you tonight”

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Here’s one of his customizable specials:
    :
    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ____.”

  3. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, 12 months ago

    “It’s not you, it’s me. An oldie but it still get the job done.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    @Linda1259

    It’s not you, it’s me. Me is sick of you.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    re: barry carter

    good one.

  6. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “Just hop on the bus, Gus. Make a new plan, Stan.”

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    ‘Welcome to Dumpsville. Population:you.’

  8. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Fifty ways to leave your lover.

  9. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 12 months ago

    “I’ve finally acknowledged my true sexual preference. I prefer having sex with someone who isn’t you.”

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    If Goat weren’t so utterly vanilla-bland, I’d say he was being drily ironic in panel 3….

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “I just need some space…without you in it.”

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    @thebird55

    Fifty ways to love your lever …


    (A hangman’s autobiography …)

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 12 months ago

    Since you’re breaking up shouldn’t that be insignificant other?

  14. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, 12 months ago

    ♪ “…cause breaking up ain’t hard to do.”♫
    ~ Neil Sedaka

  15. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, 12 months ago

    RAT, WHAT HAPPEND TO BEER LAND??? I HAD TICKITS!!!

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