Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, over 1 year ago

    “I don’t know what I’d do without you… but starting tomorrow I’m going to find out… because I’m dumping you tonight”

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Here’s one of his customizable specials:
    :
    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ____.”

  3. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, over 1 year ago

    “It’s not you, it’s me. An oldie but it still get the job done.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    @Linda1259

    It’s not you, it’s me. Me is sick of you.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    re: barry carter

    good one.

  6. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “Just hop on the bus, Gus. Make a new plan, Stan.”

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Welcome to Dumpsville. Population:you.’

  8. thebird55

    thebird55 said, over 1 year ago

    Fifty ways to leave your lover.

  9. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 1 year ago

    “I’ve finally acknowledged my true sexual preference. I prefer having sex with someone who isn’t you.”

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    If Goat weren’t so utterly vanilla-bland, I’d say he was being drily ironic in panel 3….

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    “I just need some space…without you in it.”

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @thebird55

    Fifty ways to love your lever …


    (A hangman’s autobiography …)

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Since you’re breaking up shouldn’t that be insignificant other?

  14. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, over 1 year ago

    ♪ “…cause breaking up ain’t hard to do.”♫
    ~ Neil Sedaka

  15. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, over 1 year ago

    RAT, WHAT HAPPEND TO BEER LAND??? I HAD TICKITS!!!

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