Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    The masses thank you, Rat.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Rat is beyond the mere cloth face mask stage.

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    The great unwashed masses.

  4. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 9 months ago

    I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway.

  5. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, 9 months ago

    I was almost expecting to see two oxygen tanks on his back.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    One of my co-workers got a DUI and has to take public transit for the first time.
    He was not impressed.

  7. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 9 months ago

    @naturally_easy s
    “I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway”

    And I wouldn’t like to see a rat on a crowded subway that makes express stops only. I’ve heard of it happening and once saw a video of a rat climbing on a sleeping traveler.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Rat is right. Riders of crowded subways need biohazard protection against The Great Unwashed Masses! —And body armor wouldn’t hurt, either!

  9. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 9 months ago

    Rat should use the Bike-Share system instead.

  10. A I

    A I said, 9 months ago

    rat? share?

  11. SavannahJack

    SavannahJack said, 9 months ago

    In that outfit, he is almost certain to get a seat.

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I thought Rat would like the subway, since that’s where most of the other rats in the city can be found…Oh wait…he hates his family…never mind!

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 9 months ago

    and the masses farting at the same time… so why ask the gas mask!

  14. SuperDaveP270

    SuperDaveP270 said, 9 months ago

    Good idea! I am traveling today as well. Would TSA consider that suspicious?

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    The real hazardous material is INSIDE that suit!

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