Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    I’m sure they feel the same way about you, Rat.

  2. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 9 months ago

    Why not the bus, Rat? Oh, wait. Commoners. Or how about a taxi if your bank account can afford it?

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Perhaps if you removed your crown first, Rat…

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    “I can’t give up my car cos public transport’s crap.”

    “But we can’t invest in public transport until more people give up their car!”

    “I can’t give up my car cos public transport is crap.”

    “But…”

  5. interceptor

    interceptor said, 9 months ago

    I thought Rat was going to say “I didn’t feel like sandwiches for lunch.”

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    She said, I want to live like common people
    I want to do whatever common people do,
    I want to sleep with common people
    I want to sleep with common people like you.
    Well what else could I do – I said I’ll see what I can do.
    .
    Lyrics from Common People by Pulp

  7. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, 9 months ago

    @Rad-ish

    Rat meet Jarvis.

  8. water_moon

    water_moon GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    And here I thought rat didn’t mix well with ANY people!

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Shh! Don’t spread it around! Rat’s goin’ to town! He’s gonna take that town and do it His Way!

  10. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six

    Help the bombardier …

  11. jfb 1129

    jfb 1129 said, 9 months ago

    Try walking.

  12. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six

    “But investing more doesn’t make it less crap!”

  13. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, 9 months ago

    I feel Rat’s pain

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 9 months ago

    @jfb 1129

    I was gonna say, Rat’ll just have to hoof it.

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    If Rat doesn’t like subways, he can try Hardee’s or Wendy’s or…

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