Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Snerk!!

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    That guy below you, the one you’re blowing smoke at, is the Surgeon General.

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Lemming squash?

  4. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    They are going to need the ER surgeon.

  5. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 1 year ago

    That’s about as dangerous as you can get!

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    Oh dear…..now they won’t be very useful as organ donors…….

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Now we eat sausages wrapped in bacon and rubbed in grease!’

  8. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, over 1 year ago

    Lemmings have sticky feet. Or heads.

  9. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, over 1 year ago

    Oh, now they’re really living life on the edge.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Hah! These lemmings will never develop cancer because of their smoking! (Assuming they do jump.)

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    Well played, sir!

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Smoked Lemming? Yum!!

  13. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, over 1 year ago

    Never see TV ads wif da “Marlboro Lemming.”

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    When I did smoke (I quit 35 years ago!), my favorite brand was “OPs”…Other Peoples !
    I also can’t remember a lemming trying to bum a cigarette from me!

  15. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, over 1 year ago

    @Notsoastute

    ♪♫
    Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate, that I’m sorry but he’ll have to wait, ’cause I gotta have just one more cigarette
    ♪♫

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