Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Dave Johnston

    Dave Johnston said, about 3 years ago

    A nickel a piece.

  2. Pelahnar

    Pelahnar said, about 3 years ago

    Actually a bit of better word choice would clear things up easily. “Crows have been killed.” “I’ve found crows with knives sticking out of them.” Even “Someone murdered these crows.”
    .
    Pig, the way you said it was the only way that would make things difficult. And yes, saying it that way sounds very much like a prank.

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 3 years ago

    Video evidence would probably have been more helpful, Pig.

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 3 years ago

    Had the officer rushed to the scene, you could bet your booty that it would’ve been a prank!

    You can’t win in Stephan’s world.

  5. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, about 3 years ago

    Can you blame it on the crocs?

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 3 years ago

    But you tried, Pig. You tried. That’s all the jury is going to care about.

  7. BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)

    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) said, about 3 years ago

    @Number Six

    how do you get your picture to move??

  8. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, about 3 years ago

    Probably all started at the crow bar.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    Multiple blunt objects (baseball bats)? Multiple knives? Looks to me like this was an anti-crow hate crime with special heinous circumstances. What have you got yourself mixed up in now, Pig? —Watch your back, or your bacon could be in the fire!

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    It was a slaughter of crows….
    appropriate for the comics,
    cos it’s the only heinous crime with laughter in it.

  11. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 3 years ago

    @Arye Uygur

    A doofus of crocs probably would’ve eaten them.

  12. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 3 years ago

    @BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)

    I shake my computer.

  13. boogshine

    boogshine said, about 3 years ago

    It was P.I. Staker.

  14. JoeStoppinghem

    JoeStoppinghem GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Pshaw!
    The Punster strikes again.
    .
    Chief O’Hara give me the Batphone.

  15. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, about 3 years ago

    What’s the term for a large amount of bad puns?

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