Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    Soon he’ll be itching for some relief!

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    time to bring out the calamine lotion

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He’ll need an ocean of calamine lotion…

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    It takes a hardy fellow to wear a laurel like that.

  5. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 1 year ago

    I hardly ever feel winnery.

    whinery, sometimes.

    OK, I admit it, whinery a lot of times.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Measles make you bumpy
    And mumps’ll make you lumpy
    And chicken pox’ll make you jump and twitch
    A common cold’ll fool ya
    And whooping cough’ll cool ya
    But poison oak, Lord’ll make you itch!!

  7. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, over 1 year ago

    “Winning” Wasn’t that trademarked by Charlie Sheen last year?

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Nah, scratch this strip!

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hope Pig isn’t going to rest on his laurels.


    That would really be a rash move.

  10. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    Itchy lies the head that wears a crown.

  11. Aaron Myhre

    Aaron Myhre said, over 1 year ago

    At least he didn’t wipe his butt with it.

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “It’s The Itchy and Scratchy Show!”

    Oh, wait…wrong comic…sorry.

  13. Gerry Ellenson

    Gerry Ellenson said, over 1 year ago

    Some Selsun Blue will fix the whole thing.

  14. JGordonFan24

    JGordonFan24 said, over 1 year ago

    If Pig is the winner, I would hate to see who the ones he beat.

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    The garland does not make the winner, Pig. It is nothing but a symbol.
    I’m not sure which of the ancient games used poison oak as its symbolic reward…. (Scratches head.)

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