Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 2 months ago

    They are. They hate the beer parts, though

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 2 months ago

    Or not…

  3. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 2 months ago

    Nothing like homophones. And just to mess around, did Goat say nine cravats were damaged and ten Bangkok citizens were injured, or somehow the other way around?

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

    @templo SUD

    The other way around.

  5. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

    As for the pun? GROAN

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    the look in your eyes says you been hip mo tize!

  7. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 2 months ago

    @templo SUD

    I’m afraid Pastis will do this again tomorrow. Does that make me homophobic?

  8. ellisaana

    ellisaana said, 2 months ago

    That was tied together nicely.

  9. old1953

    old1953 said, 2 months ago

    Doubtless in a half Windsor.

  10. firedome

    firedome said, 2 months ago

    thank you once again for making my day, mr. p.!

  11. BartJ385

    BartJ385 said, 2 months ago

    Inconsistent; Goat would not answer Rat’s question this way. Pastis should have used Pig instead.

  12. corzak

    corzak said, 2 months ago

    Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  13. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, 2 months ago

    And when the church library welcomed their new hand-made book repairer directly from her hometown of Bangkok, everyone sang, “Blessed be the Thai that binds.”

  14. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    And the Thais went to a bar to tie one on …
    They got into an argument and became Thai fighters …
    (Yeah, I know Family Guy used that already…)

  15. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 2 months ago

    @thebird55

    Homophonophobic ?

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